Mom: “Wake up!”
Me: *maybe if I pretend I’m dead she’ll go away*

theparisreview:

New York City requires its restaurants to “have posted in a conspicuous place, easily accessible to all employees and customers, a sign graphically depicting the Heimlich maneuver,” but the city’s official poster isn’t exactly pleasing to an aesthetic eye. “Restaurants citywide are increasingly turning to boutique posters to blend in with their overall look, so far without drawing the ire of health inspectors.” Graphic designers sell these for as much as eighty bucks.
For more of this morning’s roundup, click here.

theparisreview:

New York City requires its restaurants to “have posted in a conspicuous place, easily accessible to all employees and customers, a sign graphically depicting the Heimlich maneuver,” but the city’s official poster isn’t exactly pleasing to an aesthetic eye. “Restaurants citywide are increasingly turning to boutique posters to blend in with their overall look, so far without drawing the ire of health inspectors.” Graphic designers sell these for as much as eighty bucks.

For more of this morning’s roundup, click here.


escondida-entre-los-libros:

Oscuros: La primera maldición
—Lauren Kate

escondida-entre-los-libros:

Oscuros: La primera maldición
—Lauren Kate


(via dirtyberd)


ohthankheaven:

Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.

ohthankheaven:

Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.


escondida-entre-los-libros:

Despierta: Across the universe
—Beth Revis

escondida-entre-los-libros:

Despierta: Across the universe
—Beth Revis


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Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.

toyotatumblin:

LFA and Celica